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Hey, have you guys seen Jake?
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Yeah. He's upstairs
in the bathroom lookin' in the mirror.
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He's discovered the joy
of hair care products.
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So young, so vain.
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Do you like my hair,
like, the spiky thing?
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You like that?
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Mom, can we talk to you about something?
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Yuh-oh. Cheyenne's using
her serious voice.
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Van, are you pregnant?
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Cheyenne, I got this. Mrs. H,
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you seem like the kind of person
who appreciates birds.
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You're not gettin' a bird.
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And you probably know there comes a time
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when the little birds
have to leave the nest.
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And is the mama bird sad
when that day comes?
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- Well--
- Van, you're not gettin' a bird!
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- We're moving out.
- What?
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Yeah.
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Van and I think it's time.
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We want our independence.
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And that table and those knives.
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So? Are you okay with us moving out?
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Well, I don't know exactly how I feel.
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I mean, on the one hand,
I'd miss Elizabeth like crazy.
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You wouldn't miss me?
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Yeah, but not like crazy.
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Have you guys figured
how much you can afford?
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Yeah. Yeah. We made a budget.
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And according to Van's salary,
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we can afford a place up to $700 a month.
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Really?
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Wow, you could probably get
a great place for $700 a month.
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Well, $900 a month
if we eat all our meals here.
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You can probably get
a great place for $700 a month.
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So, Mom, what do you think?
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- I think it's a great idea.
- Really? You're not upset?
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No. I think it's time for
the little birdies to leave the nest.
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[Cheyenne] Aw.
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Great. [giggles]
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- Mom, where are you going?
- I'm gonna go measure y'all's room.
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Time for the mama birdie
to go get her a treadmill.
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[doorbell rings]
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I'm a-comin'!
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[B.J.] Reba, open up. It's me.
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I've already left for work.
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I fell for that one yesterday.
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I'm a little rushed right now.
What can I do for you?
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Oh, nothing.
I just wanted to ask you somethin'.
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- How do you like havin' the name "Reba"?
- Well, I prefer "Knuckles."
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But I guess it's just fine.
Why do you ask?
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I wanted to know because if I wind up with
a girl, that's what I'm gonna name her.
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If you name a dog Reba,
I'm gonna slap you silly.
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Not a dog. A baby.
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Brock and I are havin' another baby!
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- But Brock had a vasectomy.
- He's getting it reversed!
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- Wow. How'd you talk him into that?
- He doesn't know yet!
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You're completely crazy!
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I've been wantin' to talk to him about it,
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but I just never know how to start
an important conversation with Brock.
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Well, I usually say,
"How long till halftime?"
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See, you know him.
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You know what's funny? You know how
when you sell someone a used car,
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you share the little tips
on how to operate it.
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You know, how to tune the radio,
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what to do if the heat won't turn on.
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We never did that when I got Brock.
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I don't think you're obligated
to tell all the little tips
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when somebody steals your car.
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- Reba, please.
- No, Barbra Jean.
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I'm not gonna talk to my ex-husband
about having a baby
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with the woman he left me for!
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That's weird even for our family.
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It's not just talkin' to him about that.
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- It's about anything.
- Barbra Jean--
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- Oh, Reba, please!
- No.
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Fine. But I'm gettin' a dog,
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and I'm gonna call it Reba.
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And that way,
I get to do this, "Reba, no!"
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[theme song playing]
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[Reba] Hey, hey.
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{\an8}♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪
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{\an8}♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪
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♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪
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{\an8}♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪
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♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪
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♪ With gentle hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ And the heart of a fighter ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm a survivor ♪
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[door opens]
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We just saw the coolest apartment
in the world.
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You should really
think about renting it. Oh, wait.
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- You can't. 'Cause we already did!
- Yeah.
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Mom, it is on the 20th floor
of this amazing building.
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{\an8}- Twentieth floor?
- [Cheyenne] Yeah.
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{\an8}Does it have a Xerox machine
and a watercooler?
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{\an8}'Cause you may have
accidentally gotten a job.
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{\an8}- No. Uh-uh.
- No?
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{\an8}Nope. It was an apartment.
Mom, wait till you see the view.
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{\an8}- You can see... the curvature of the Earth.
- Oh, yeah.
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{\an8}Van, I told you it's impossible--
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{\an8}You can see the curvature... of the Earth.
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{\an8}Well, I'll shut up as long as I can
come and hang out at your penthouse.
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{\an8}Whoa, whoa, whoa. Penthouse?
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{\an8}Mrs. H, do not worry.
It has nothin' to do with the magazine.
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{\an8}You found a 20th-floor penthouse
for $700 a month?
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{\an8}No. We found a third-floor unit
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{\an8}in the back of the building
for $700 a month.
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Then we heard about
the apartment of the gods!
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It's a little more than $700 a month.
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I'll bet. How much?
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{\an8}Keep in mind you can see
the curvature of the Earth--
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{\an8}I'll keep that in mind. How much?
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{\an8}Uh, $1,500 a month.
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{\an8}Fi-- That's 700 times two.
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{\an8}Plus a little.
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Mrs. H, I don't wanna get into
a math argument with you. We want it.
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We want it, Mom. We want it bad.
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You can't afford it.
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Yeah, well, that's what the landlord said.
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So, that's why we need you
to cosign the lease.
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No. No way.
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Why don't you take the apartment
on the third floor?
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We can't go to the third floor now.
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We've already been to the mountaintop.
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You can't afford the mountaintop.
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You're not even payin' rent
down here in the floodplain.
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- Mom--
- No. No way.
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I'm not gonna cosign. End of discussion.
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[phone rings]
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Oh, if that's the people
from the American Dream,
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just tell them we're not here.
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Barbra Jean, calm down.
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What... What's the matter?
Oh, okay. I'll be right there.
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We just have to face facts, Cheyenne.
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[sighs] Your mom's not gonna help us.
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How much do you think Jake's worth?
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I wish we were in high school,
we could just forge her signature,
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like we did when we skipped class.
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Yeah.
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- Van?
- Yeah?
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- No.
- Cheyenne, yes.
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- We can't.
- [chuckles]
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But we're going to, aren't we?
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Ah... [exclaims]
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- Okay, what's wrong?
- Okay.
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Reba, do you remember when I
told you before I have a really hard time
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talking to Brock about important things?
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- Yes.
- Well, I still do.
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Barbra Jean, you lied to me.
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No, I tricked you.
See, I know how to work you.
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- You need to teach me how to work Brock.
- Barbra Jean--
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Oh, Reba, you have to help me.
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Brock gets upset because
I always just blurt stuff out.
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I'm a blurter, Reba.
Help me not be a blurter.
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You're not gonna lay off this stuff
until I tell you, are you?
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No. And it could get worse.
You know how annoyin' I am.
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That's the first
decent argument you've made.
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- Okay. I'll tell you.
- Thank you. Thank you.
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Okay. What should I say to Brock?
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Oh, would it help if
I put on something sexy?
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Certainly wouldn't help me.
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- Okay. Say you want Brock to do something.
- Uh-huh.
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For instance, you want him
to paint the upstairs hallway.
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- Oh, we are.
- You are what?
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Yeah, we are gonna paint
the upstairs hallway.
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- What do you think would be a good color?
- I don't care.
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- Mint green?
- I don't care.
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- Sea foam green.
- I don't care!
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Oh, hey. You're the one who brought it up.
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Okay. All right!
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- Let's forget the upstairs hallway.
- All right.
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Whatever it is, Brock's gonna get you
to argue about it
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until you lose your cool.
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And then he's gonna say, "Oh,
I can't deal with a hysterical woman."
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- [scoffs] You're right!
- I know.
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- He has done that a million times.
- Me, too.
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Oh, but if he tries it tonight,
I'm gonna get all up in his Kool-Aid.
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No, no, no. No, no, no, Barbra Jean.
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- That's what he wants you to do.
- You're right.
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- You're right. Stay cool. Stay cool.
- Yeah.
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Cool as a cucumber.
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[gasps] Cucumber green.
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Right. Right. You don't
care about the hallway.
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- Mm-mm-mm.
- Yeah.
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- Let's deal with this blurting problem.
- Uh-huh.
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You have to control
the flow of information.
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You just can't blurt stuff out.
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Hey, sweetheart. Hey, Reba.
What are you guys up to?
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I think we should have a baby.
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Way to go.
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A baby? [scoffs]
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Barbra Jean, can we not
get into this right now?
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Oh, why not?
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Honey, we could have another baby,
and... and then everything would be fine.
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- Everything is fine.
- Well, it doesn't feel fine.
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It feels like, every night,
I hop into bed with a stranger.
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And I haven't felt that way since college.
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Sweetheart, I don't want
to talk about this right now.
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- Please?
- Will you quit pressuring me?
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Good Lord! I just walked in the door.
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We haven't had dinner,
and you want to have a baby.
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- Brock, I--
- No, I really don't wanna talk about this.
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Don't you think I have enough to deal with
in my life already?
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Now, please. Just drop it!
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Okay, you can name a dog "Reba."
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Okay.
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[Jake] Van?
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- He makes me so angry.
- Why, honey? What'd he do?
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He used up all my mousse!
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Look at my hair.
I can't go to the playground like this.
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Well, honey, wear a baseball cap.
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Hey, Mrs. H.
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Hey there, buddy. How you doing?
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Ooh. You could use some more volume.
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This is not over.
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- Hey, Mr. H!
- Get out.
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Well!
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I see where Jake gets his temper from.
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- You could use some more volume, too.
- Get out!
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Well, you're just yelling
at everybody today, aren't you?
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What the heck was all that before
with the baby stuff?
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- I didn't know she was gonna blurt it out.
- Well, you didn't stop her.
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That's not my job.
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You two people are the ones
comin' barging in my door.
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I thought when I raised you and got you
remarried, you'd be more independent.
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And don't you come in here yellin' at me.
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I'm not Barbra Jean,
and this is not your house.
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Oh, calm down. I can't talk to
a hysterical woman.
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Get out of my house. Get out.
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No.
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You do things to make my life miserable
because you resent me,
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and I am not leaving here until we
straighten things out between us.
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Where was that attitude three years ago?
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Okay. You know what?
That's what I wanna talk about.
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- Do you? Do you really wanna do that?
- Yeah.
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If you open that door, I guarantee you're
not gonna like what you find behind it.
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- I know I won't.
- You did me wrong.
238
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- Flat-out wrong.
- No, everything I did was wrong.
239
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I know what you--
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What?
241
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I'm trying to be honest, Reba.
That's where we are in my therapy now.
242
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It's forcing me to be
brutally honest with myself.
243
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And as the person who knows me best,
244
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you can just imagine
how unpleasant that is.
245
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Well, that's a good thing, right? I mean,
246
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that's what you're supposed
to do in therapy, is be honest?
247
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Yeah. Yeah, and that's what
I was supposed to be doing
248
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when we were
in couples therapy, too, only...
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I didn't.
250
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Oh.
251
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You know, I guess it was just...
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easier to blame my unhappiness
on everybody else.
253
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And so, because I was afraid,
everyone I care about got hurt.
254
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My kids...
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My best friend.
256
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Calm down. I can't talk
to a hysterical man.
257
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I'm just...
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so sick of hurting everybody, Reba.
259
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[crying softly]
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah?
261
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Uh-huh. Oh. [laughs]
262
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That's great. No, no. Thank you.
263
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[squeals] Oh, we got the apartment?
264
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- No.
- What? Why?
265
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[sighs] They turned us down because
your mom has lousy credit.
266
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[gasps]
267
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Yeah. You know,
she could have told us that
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before we went to the trouble
of forging her signature.
269
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God, Van. This is so embarrassing.
270
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Oh, yeah.
271
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And first of all, do you know your mom
makes, like, nothing?
272
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And she makes it every year.
273
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But she is Mom. Don't they know that?
274
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She's not penthouse material.
275
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[chuckles]
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Think about it. Like, I mean,
we are about to leave her.
277
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:17,940
I mean, it's bad enough that she's broke,
but to leave her alone, too?
278
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Oh, Van, I think I'm gonna cry.
279
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,278
- No, don't cry.
- Okay.
280
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I just wish I knew there was something
that we could do to help.
281
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We could pay her some rent.
282
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,872
Yeah, and we could buy our own food.
283
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,207
Well, not both.
We don't want to rub her nose in it.
284
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,545
Hey there. You guys come down
off the mountaintop yet?
285
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There will be no new apartment.
286
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:43,340
What?
287
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,551
That's right. No new apartment.
288
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From now on, if I want
to see the curvature of the Earth,
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I'll just have to become an astronaut.
290
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,851
Well, that's something for
the space program to look forward to.
291
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- Here.
- What's this?
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It's a blank check for rent.
Fill it in for a hundred dollars.
293
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Oh, honey. You didn't have to do that.
294
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Oh, take the money,
you proud, brave woman.
295
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,783
But you guys were so excited
about movin' out. What happened?
296
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What happened? What happened?
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This! [exclaims] This.
298
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You put food on the table.
You put a roof over our heads.
299
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Mrs. H, we owe you.
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00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,839
- Yes.
- Well, thanks.
301
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You mind signing your name at the bottom?
302
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,676
Sure.
303
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,720
What did we say? Fifty?
304
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Now that you're paying rent, I guess
you want the good parking spot.
305
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,894
Nah, the parking situation is fine.
306
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,979
It's the menu I'm having a problem with.
307
00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:44,610
- What did you call me?
- Reba.
308
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,697
Now that we're renters, I don't think
it's right for me to call you Mrs. H.
309
00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:52,201
Oh, and I'm cutting down on my carbs,
so keep that in mind. Okay, Rebe?
310
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:59,291
Sure thing. I just have
one little bitty question for Cheyenne.
311
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,292
Sure. What is it?
312
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Do you have a life insurance policy
on your husband?
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00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,838
- I think so.
- I think so. Why?
314
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'Cause he's not gonna make it.
315
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:12,429
- Mom.
- Hey.
316
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I know you admire directness,
so I'm just gonna get to it.
317
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,435
Barbra Jean said
she saw you in bed with Dad.
318
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:19,645
What?
319
00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:23,983
She's crazy! You know that's not true.
320
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,277
Of course I do. But she swears
something happened this afternoon.
321
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,489
- At exactly 4:17.
- Exactly 4:17?
322
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,908
She swears, after seeing it,
her watch stopped.
323
00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:37,204
Good Lord. Honey, I was just
hugging your dad.
324
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,124
- It was nothing.
- Well, it wasn't nothing to Barbra Jean.
325
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,960
Look, I know it seems like
I'm mean to her all the time.
326
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,754
But I'm really not. 'Cause most of it
just goes over her head.
327
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,467
She thinks I like her, and I kinda do.
328
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,885
I don't wanna see her like this.
329
00:16:51,885 --> 00:16:53,762
Then just go tell her
what really happened.
330
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,056
I don't think she's
gonna believe it from me.
331
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,225
Fine.
332
00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:02,604
But I'll tell you one thing,
I will never hug again.
333
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:11,572
Hey, Reba. Just thought I'd come over and
tell you what a wonderful friend you are.
334
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,657
Oh, what's Brock doing here?
335
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:16,618
[yells] Adulterers!
336
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,459
- Barbra Jean!
- Hey. Hey.
337
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:26,795
Are you hittin' your dolls
with your skillet?
338
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,840
No.
339
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:34,720
No, I was, uh,
just cleanin' up some trash.
340
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,601
Hey, let me guess.
You're lookin' for Brock.
341
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,728
No. Actually, I was comin' over
lookin' for you.
342
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,815
As in, seein' if the coast is clear so
you and your boyfriend could make out?
343
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,525
Oh, gross.
344
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,862
Look, Barbra Jean, I know what you think
you saw Brock and me doin', but you--
345
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:54,198
- It wasn't what you think.
- You were touchin'.
346
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:59,578
You were... You were stuck together like
two gummy worms on a hot summer day.
347
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,332
Brock and I are divorced.
348
00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,417
The perfect cover for an affair.
349
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,253
Everybody worries about the other woman.
350
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,297
Nobody worries about the original.
351
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,467
You're blowing this way out of proportion.
352
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,928
I was just huggin' Brock because
he was talkin' to me
353
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,138
about what he's goin' through
in his therapy.
354
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:20,349
He tells you about therapy?
355
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,561
- No.
- [exclaiming]
356
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:32,111
I know something's wrong, Reba.
I can feel it.
357
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:36,573
You know, it's not just the two of you
pawing each other like Sonny and Cher.
358
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,703
It's him being unhappy,
the therapy, the pills.
359
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,207
It's like he thinks
everything with me was a mistake.
360
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,085
Barbra Jean, it'll be fine.
361
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,631
He just needs time to figure things out.
362
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,633
You know, I don't know, Reba.
363
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,427
I'd like to believe you,
but I don't know if I should.
364
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,389
Why can't God just give me a sign?
365
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,641
[Brock] Barbra Jean? I'm back.
366
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,894
See? There's your sign.
He's come home to the one he loves.
367
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:06,895
Yeah.
368
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:09,773
Hey, Barbra Jean.
369
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,693
I think we should talk.
370
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,361
[softly] See? Bye.
371
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,738
Yeah, I think so, too.
372
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,951
But could you give me
a minute with Reba first?
373
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:27,040
You want me to leave?
374
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,043
Okay, I'll leave.
375
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,671
But make it a good minute, Brock.
376
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,425
Make sure that at the end of that minute,
you've figured out whatever it is
377
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,261
you need to figure out,
because I can't keep living like this.
378
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:43,015
Brock, go after her.
379
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,975
She thinks that you think
you made a mistake
380
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,644
by leaving me and marrying her
and everything.
381
00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:50,314
- Go tell her she was wrong.
- I don't think I can do that.
382
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,065
And why the heck not?
383
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,025
Because...
384
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,487
I do think I made a mistake.
385
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:07,414
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